So why was Band of Brothers the only military movie on today except stuff from the 50s on AMC? I guess Bad Santa made more sense? :/

Nationwide Insurance commercials have officially become as creepy & annoying as Burger Kings. Just a clown without makeup.

Was just woken up, while camping, by a quad exhaust three inches from me and ice cold water. I love my friends. :/

I hate you @chicagoblackhawcks

Come on @cincinnatireds bust a two game pad on St Louis!

RIP Dennis Hopper.

I just had to do 'the walk of shame'... I'm not sure how to feel about it. :/

Wow! Never lay your phone down at a bar.

Is an outline of a body on the floor a good sign when entering a bar? Just askin...

Another tragic industry loss. RIP Dave Crapo. You will be missed greatly.

Left early to make a pickup before my 8:30 appt. They weren't ready so here I sit & will now be late for my other appt. Great start.

RIP Paul Gray. Des Moines partying must have been too much.

What a day.

This was just texted to me. Its probably the scariest picture I've seen in years.

When is the last time you got a 150 year old quarter with your change from Ameristop?

I hate when I leave a bag of chips open on a muggy day and they get all chewy instead of crunchy. :(

Just watched a full grown white boy break dance in a 96 Rock softball tee!

Just foot raced a bunch of peeps. I came in 2nd behind a 6'6" brother. I'm still feelin good!

Late dinner, then sleep.

I'm sitting here scratching my head trying to figure out if anyone besides Suzuki even bothers with media?

Lemmewinks. Wow. Enough said.

The History channel is amazing. Who knew Tesla was so important to the world? And here I thought the 80s band just had a great name.

Officially had the biggest career meeting of my life.

Getting ready to head to the radio station. Figures I forgot about the meeting and drank too much coffee. Now I'm gonna seem like a hyper crackhead. :/

Well nights don't end a whole lot shittier than this one. :( figures.

Wow.... So have you ever had and epiphany that $20k of your money might be going to the wrong spot? Do I have it? Yes. Am I an idiot? No.

Got more money than Matchbox 20. Get more ass than Mark McGrath...

Time to grocery shop. Officially run out of food. Last of the cereal is gone. Tomorrows breakfast will be mustard if I forget. No cans, boxes or ANYTHING left in the pantry. Ouch!

We are considering an open house for the Exposed store on 7/10. Food, drinks, bikini car wash, and fun. Anyone know of date conflicts?

Phone found!

Can any one explain to a city-boy how a plant knows to grab a wire a foot and a half up on a wall and six inches to the side? Wtf?!

Is it just me, or is matching clothing totally becoming optional these days?